"Well Chung", Way to Die #252, is the fifth death to be featured on "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Plot[]
Wang-Chung was a street-side black market merchant, who ran a small street-side bazaar that sold everything from the organs of endangered species to illegal weapons. One day, while making a pirated DVD sale, he gets a tip that the FBI is on his tail. Wang-Chung immediately closes his bazaar and hastily hides in his camp-trailer, where he hides illegal fireworks. Shortly after, the FBI arrives and begins investigating his street-corner. An hour later, Wang-Chung takes a lit cigarette and then puts it on a 6-pack of canned beverages. It falls off and lands on the fuse of a firecracker, causing his entire fireworks stash to shoot everywhere in all directions, causing a catastrophic, forceful blast wave of blazing fire that no human could survive, sending him to hell where he will never sell illegal items ever again. When the explosions end, the FBI agent opens the door to find Wang-Chung's blackened corpse.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Wang hides in his trailer to elude the agent. But an hour later, he has a hard time... avoiding his fate.
Wang-Chung: Oh no...
Narrator: You'd like to think someone as corrupt as Wang-Chung would wind up paying for his sins, and in this case, that's exactly what happened. The black marketeer wound up... blackened.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Maxie Santillan Jr. - Wang-Chung (lead: intended victim)
- Casey Noel - Explosives Technician
Trivia[]
- A similar incident happened on Tru-TV, where a bunch of partiers accidentally ignited a pile of fireworks in a boat, but those where legal fireworks.
- The victim might be named after the new wave band Wang Chung.
- This death takes place 11 years after Sucked Offed
Segment Nicknames[]
- Wang Bang (Spike TV website)
- Explode-Dead
- Fire Fucked
- Wang Done
- Ka-Death!
- Fired
Foreign Names[]
- Negocios Explosivos (Explosive Business) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Chinado (Chined) - Spanish dub
- Extinto (Extinct) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Chinesischer kracher (Chinese Cracker) - German dub
- Muertes de fuego artificiales (Fireworks of Deaths) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
- Fuega ma rasti detonat as teruwan sakala (Fire at Falling Detonated in Course Stop) - Lazoran dub