"Who Fart-dead?", Way to Die #325, is the second death featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot[]
A group of five female sorority pledges enter a sauna contest, in which the one who can stay in the longest gets to skip Hell Week. Elizabeth "Liz" (Leah Lipovics), was a rich kid and had a plan to win: she ate too much beans and broccoli for a week so she would feel like farting freely so that her farts would make the other contestants give up. The competition began and Liz began to fart happily, Liz became increasingly happy as her farts came out of her ass and her opponents (Sara Sometti Michaels, Khanesha 'KJ' Smith, Violet Pino), went outside to get some fresh air. The competition was down to Liz and Maria (Stephanie Rodriguez), an exchange student from Ecuador who knew how to handle the heat. Eliza-bitch had no compassion and respect for Maria and decided to fart the biggest thing that she could, she dug deep inside her, found it and released it happily, Maria was disgusted by Liz's fart and crawled to the exit. Liz stayed inside, being the last one inside the sauna and enjoying the victory accompanied by her farts, but in a short time the heat gave her what she deserved and she suffered dehydration and starvation, her body temperature rose uncontrollably and she suffered second and third-degree burns all over her body, killing her instantly and sending this disgusting farting bitch to hell where she could fart all she wanted. After 10 minutes, Maria returned to confront the human ass volcano, Maria touched the farting woman and she fell like a dead pine tree, leaving Maria horrified and she warned the others that the disgusting bitch was already dead.
Transcript[]
Coach: Hello, girls.
-Pledges: Hi.
-Coach: Hi.
Narrator: It might not be the biggest contest in Seattle, but it's the hottest.
Coach: Whoever can stay in the sauna the longest is the winner, okay? Number 1.
(The pledges enter the sauna, Baroque Death is playing)
Narrator: It's Simi Valley U's sorority hot box competition.
Coach: Here you go, sweetie.
(Other pledges glare at the purple bikini)
Narrator: Any co-ed who wanted to get into a sorority had to bake their booty in a sauna until it blistered.
(The Women's Sauna Championship begins, the temperature starts up to 100°F)
Narrator: The winner got to skip Hell Week. Which, was worse than waterboarding. Liz (The purple bikini pledge) was a rich kid. But not even money could get her out of Hell Week. Winning the hot box could.
Vladimir Solkan: Sauna competition basically is just an endurance contest. Who can withstand stand the heat the longest, the most heat. The temperature starts set 210°F, about 110°C, so just walk into that is like taking a step up to the sun. Once you get into that temperature, your body starts sweating a lot, profusely. So, it's very, very dangerous to get dehydrated.
Narrator: To prepare, she ate nothing but beans and broccoli for a week.
(Liz starts farting)
Narrator: Her strategy?
(Quirky Dark Comedy Trip is playing, the 2nd pledge spits the water out to the stone, causing the stone to vape)
Narrator: Turn the sauna into a gas chamber.
Pledges: (Cough)
(The 5th pledge is out and Liz continues to fart to get the pledges out)
Narrator: Liz's weapons of ass destruction had the other girls scrambling for fresh air.
Security Guard: Are you okay?
2nd Pledge: (Coughs) No, I'm not okay!
(Later on, there's 2 pledges remaining, the temperature now hits 200°F)
Narrator: As the temperature hit 200 degrees, it was down to Liz and Maria, an Ecuadorian transfer student who could take the heat.
Liz: (Sighs) It's starting to really eat at you, huh?
Narrator: Eliza-bitch had zero sympathy for her sorority sister. She dug down deep and squeezed out the biggest eruption since Mount St. Helens.
(Liz farts longer than ever)
Maria: How could you do that?! I... can't believe you did that...
(Maria finally had enough, gets out of the sauna)
Narrator: Maria was powdered toast.
(Liz still in the sauna, grins)
Narrator: But 10 minutes later…
-Maria: Oh my god! How could you do this to me?!!
-Narrator: she ran back in to confront the human ass volcano...
Maria: I hate you!
(Once Maria pushes the disgusting bitch, Liz is already dead)
Narrator: and Liz toppled over like a rotten pine.
Maria: I think she's dead!
([Distortion Array] is playing)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: The 230-degree sauna combined with the high-water vapor density in the sauna itself would have conducted the heat to the person's body quickly, causing second and third-degree burns on the skin.
(CGI skin's sweat evaporates, causing the liver, spleen, pancreas and kidneys to shrink and the skin to burn until the body dies)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: And would have been much more difficult for the sweat to actually evaporate. Her core temperature would have rose above a 108°F rather quickly, causing her death.
(Recap, Bittersweet Ending is playing)
Narrator: Liz was an ungrateful,
(Liz farts)
Narrator: stuck-up,
(The 2nd pledge spits the water out to the stone)
Narrator: spoiled,
Maria: How could you do that??
Narrator: rich kid.
(Liz farts longer than ever, grins)
Narrator: And now, she's dead. (farts) Excuse me!
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Leah Lipovics - Elizabeth (lead: intended victim)
- Stephanie Rodriguez - Maria (lead)
- Sara Sometti Michaels, Khanesha 'KJ' Smith, Violet Pino - Other Pledges
- Vladimir Solkan (sauna entrance competitor)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan/Dr. Z (physical medicine and rehab)
Segment Nickname[]
- Hot Boxed
- Farting While Dead
- Farting While Dying
- Eliza-Bitched
- Disgust-dead
Trivia[]
- In August 8, 2010, Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy of Russia died in Finland in a sauna competition.
- It's also similar to the death of a retired German teacher.
- This death shares its number with Kitchen Sunk.
- This death took place in Seattle, Washington. But the narrator mistakenly said "It's the Simi Valley Hot Box challenge."
- Another death involving farts was Work of Fart.
- This death is similar to Wet Dream (606), which the body temperature reached 108°F.
- Elizabeth's death is similar to that of Faye's death in Chef Boy-R-Dead, Lumpy's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Wishy Washy", and Russell's injury in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode: "Chew Said a Mouthful".
Foreign Names[]
- Schwitzen und Stinken (Sweating and Stinking) - German dub
- ¿Quién fue el del gas letal? (Who was the one with the lethal gas?) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Flatulado (Flatulated) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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