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Way to Die #689
"Wine and Die"
Name of the death is a pun on "Wine and Dine"
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"This is a story about a horny virgin and a beautiful Swede. They drank some wine, then climbed into a wine vat. But instead of getting it on....they got offed."
Date October 1, 2002
Location Napa Valley, California
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral""
"Pretty Fly For a Dead Guy"
"Gone Fission"

"Wine and Die", Way to Die #689, is the fourth death featured in "Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral", which aired February 22, 2012.


Lloyd, a nerdy, virgin college student takes a female foreign-exchange student named Helga from Sweden to a vineyard for a wine tasting, only to find it closed for the off-season. Having brought their own wine, they get drunk and climb into a fermentation vat to make out. Both of them soon asphyxiate and die due to the carbon dioxide emitted by the fermenting grapes, hence it's called carbon "die" oxide.

"A short time later, Lloyd and Helga were feeling anything but sexy. There was something in the air, and it wasn't love."


  • Dr. Cloyce Martin - Pathologist

Segment Nickname

  • Wine and Dine (Spike TV)
  • Dyin' Wine